"How much money does college cost in America?"
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
today my art teacher started drawing something on the board and said “im not an artist so” but then she realized what she was saying and sat down
When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.
Melanie Exler (via spuandi)
I feel like the motto of 2013 was “wait what”
having no motivation to shower is the absolute worst
i want both of them